That depends on what lights your diodes. But judging by the quality of today's — "teledildonics," some things (hooray!) will never change. BY JOEL STEIN
There are two fields in which i'm anxious to see technology improve: medicine and hard-core pornography. And since I'm not sick yet, I'm pretty focused on the porn thing. Luckily I am not alone in my stunted vision of utopia. The desire for newer, better smut has long been a major impetus behind technological progress: vcrs, dvds, Web development and I believe X-ray glasses were all spurred by prurient desires.
...Read more....
Cheers,
Stan
The S'ore HP Alumni founded in Feb 02, targets to recruit 1,000 members. Its main geographical coverage will be Singapore. It will also work closely with other HP Alumni round the globe for the benefits of its members.
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Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Will Cybersex Be Better Than Real Sex?
That depends on what lights your diodes. But judging by the quality of today's — "teledildonics," some things (hooray!) will never change. BY JOEL STEIN
There are two fields in which i'm anxious to see technology improve: medicine and hard-core pornography. And since I'm not sick yet, I'm pretty focused on the porn thing. Luckily I am not alone in my stunted vision of utopia. The desire for newer, better smut has long been a major impetus behind technological progress: vcrs, dvds, Web development and I believe X-ray glasses were all spurred by prurient desires.
...Read more....
Cheers,
Stan
Yes,our annual gala dinner is round the corner again:
HP Alumni Annual Dinner 2006
Date : Fri 03-Nov-06 from 6.30pm onwards
Venue : Raffles Town Club.
Details of Entertainment:
Wu Yue Ge Ge (The Five Princess) - www.wygg.com.cn
A young but experienced band of musicians. The average age of the band is 20 with all the band members having graduated from Chinese High-Level music schools, indicating high proficiency in their music education and background.
The 5 pretty ladies are skilled in playing traditional Chinese music instruments, such as Er Hu, Yang Qin, Gu Zheng, Pi Ba, Zhu Di (Bamboo flute) in a modern way. They also add a touch of female class by integrating some singing voices in the show.
This band is highly versatile and is in total synergy, and caters to a wide range of different audience's tastes. They are young, energetic, and dressed in modern fashion.
Registration:
Please send an email to the HP Alumni Secretariat
hpa.secretariat@gmail.com
to book your seat(s).
Write a cheque for the appropriate amount made payable to"HP Alumni"
and send it to:
HPA Annual Dinner SubCommittee
HP Alumni
Rochor PO Box 1030
Singapore 911831
Please write your name, email address and telephone number at the back of the cheque. We will only confirm registration upon payment.
Cheers,
Stan
Monday, October 30, 2006
Horror Movie, 'Saw III' Cuts Up Competition in Debut
Dr. Lynn Denlon becomes a pawn in the Jigsaw Killer's latest gory game. Kidnapped and taken to an abandoned warehouse, she finds Jigsaw bedridden and dying. Lynn's task is to keep the maniacal murderer alive long enough for Jeff, her fellow victim, to complete his own task. Each is unaware that Jigsaw has much bigger -- and deadlier -- plans in store.
See Associated Press Report
'Saw III' Cuts Up Competition in Debut
Halloween came early at movie theaters as "Saw III" sliced up the competition with a $34.3 million debut, the best opening yet for the gory horror franchise. Lionsgate's "Saw III" easily took over as No. 1 at the box office, bumping off Disney's dueling-magicians saga "The Prestige," which slipped to third place with $9.6 million, according to studio estimates Sunday. "The Prestige" raised its 10-day total to $28.8 million. ...Read more...
Sunday, October 29, 2006
What Do You Think About The SHPA Blog?
The SHPA Blog has been in existence since 12th October 2006. So far, besides the postings by the moderator, plus one or two comments, no one seems interested to comment or take part.
Should we continue with the SHPA Blog? Does it serve any purpose at all? What do you think? Maybe we should just drop or dis-continue the SHPA Blog altogether.
Thanks for your inputs.
Cheers,
Stan
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Your Suduko Puzzle For The Weekend - Have A Nice Weekend
Do You Think The US Torture Prisoners?
Recently, the US Vice President Dick Cheney allegedly embraced the suggestion that a "dunk in water" might be useful to get terrorist suspects to talk.
Human Rights Watch said Cheney's remarks were "the Bush administration's first clear endorsement" of water boarding. The US President then claimed that the US does not torture prisoners. Read the report below and have your say. What do you think? Do You Think The US Torture Prisoners?
Bush: U.S. Doesn't Torture Prisoners
Oct 28 3:03 AM US/Eastern
By TERENCE HUNT
AP White House Correspondent
WASHINGTON
President Bush said Friday the United States does not torture prisoners, trying to calm a controversy created when Vice President Dick Cheney embraced the suggestion that a "dunk in water" might be useful to get terrorist suspects to talk. ...Read more....
Cheers,
Stan
Friday, October 27, 2006
Intelligence Test - Can You Solve Them?
Below are 33 Cryptics. The first one has been done. Can you figure out the balance 33? If you can figure out 19 or more, you are a genius.
Ranking:
19 or more ---- Genius
12 to 18 -------Intelligent
6 to 11 --------Somewhat intelligent
1 to 5 ---------Average
If you cannot figure out, do not worry. The answers will be published next week. Good luck. Stan
No.-----Cryptic ----------------------------Answer
0)------24 H in a D ------------------------24 hours in a day
1)------26 L of the A-----------------------____________________
2)------7 D of the W------------------------____________________
3)------7 W of the W------------------------____________________
4)------12 S of the Z-----------------------____________________
5)------66 B of the B-----------------------____________________
6)------52 C in a P (WJs)-------------------____________________
7)------13 S in the USF---------------------____________________
8)------18 H on a G C-----------------------____________________
9)------39 B of the O T---------------------____________________
10)------5 T on a F-------------------------____________________
11)------90 D in a R A----------------------____________________
12)------3 B M (S H T R)--------------------____________________
13)------32 is the T in D F at which W F--____________________
14)------15 P in a R T ---------------------____________________
15)------3 W on a T-------------------------____________________
16)------100 C in a R-----------------------____________________
17)------11 P in a F (S) T------------------____________________
18)------12 M in a Y------------------------____________________
19)------13 is UFS--------------------------____________________
20)------8 T on a O-------------------------____________________
21)------29 D in F in a L Y-----------------____________________
22)------27 B in the N T--------------------____________________
23)------365 D in a Y-----------------------____________________
24)------13 L in a B D----------------------____________________
25)------52 W in a Y------------------------____________________
26)------9 L of a C-------------------------____________________
27)------60 M in a H------------------------____________________
28)------23 P of C in the H B---------------____________________
29)------64 S on a C B ---------------------____________________
30)------9 P in S A-------------------------____________________
31)------6 B to an O in C-------------------____________________
32)------1000 Y in a M----------------------____________________
33)------15 M on a D M C--------------------____________________
Cheers,
Stan
More Difficult To Recruit Staff
Singapore employers say they are finding it more difficult to recruit staff now than a year ago. Many even have to offer job applicants substantially higher salaries and more performance bonuses to attract talent. .....Read more...
Can We Turn Back the Rising Tide of Incompetence?
In almost any division, department, or office, there's a weak link — someone whom everyone has to work around, someone who makes everyone's life a little more difficult, someone who holds back the rest of the group. It's a simple fact: Not everyone can do the job. It's been thirty-six years since Laurence J. Peter introduced the Peter Principle: "In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence." That is, workers keep getting promoted until their new job demands more than they can give, and then they stay in that job pretty much forever. ...Read more....
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Thought Of The Day - Confucious' Saying
"Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?" - Confucius
Famous saying from a great Sage. How much do you agree with this saying?
Cheers,
Stan
Calling for ideas and suggestions
I understand that we have more than 200 members and would appreciate if members can help by giving some content, ideas, suggestions or put in their comments. Do you have any interesting happenings at your workplace to share with our members? Have you come across any good networking opportunities and like our members to know? You can go to our SHPA Yahoo Group (http://finance.groups.yahoo.com/group/SHPA/) to post them. Or email to me so that I can add them on your behalf.
Only active participation by members can make this blog be more lively. Depending only me to post articles, news or information is not going to be very successful.
I am sure our members will be sporting enough to participate. Thanks in advance.
Cheers,
StanGreatest Moments in Golf History
What do you think are the greatest moments in golf? Listed below are some of the greatest moments (as researched from the Web). The list stops in 2002. There must be other greatest moments beyond 2002.
Do you know of other moments that you think would surpass these moments? Let us know.
Greatest Moments in Golf History
Date Story
Sept. 21st, 1913 Ouimet World's Golf Champion
Nov. 6th, 1927 Hagen keeps title
Sept. 28th 1930 Jones four times champion - 18,000 see Jones win
April. 8th, 1935 Sarazen ties Wood with great rally
April. 9th 1935 Sarazen subdues wood in play off
June. 11th, 1939 Trio who finish on even terms in National Open
June. 11th, 1939 Nelson, Shute tie with Wood at 284
June. 13th, 1939 Nelson beats Wood in second US play off, 70 - 73
Aug. 5th, 1945 Nelson is victor in Canadian Open
June. 12th, 1950 Hogan wins US Open Golf - Remarkable comeback
Aug. 10th, 1953 140 yard approach for deuce decides
July 4th, 1954 Miss Zaharias tallies 291 for 3rd Open Golf
June 20th, 1955 Fleck beats Hogan, 69 - 72
June 19th, 1960 Palmer's 280 takes US Open by 2 strokes
July 5th, 1961 Palmer is victor by 5 strokes
June 21st, 1964 Venturi truimphs by 4 strokes
April 5th, 1965 Snead takes Greensboro Open to become oldest winner
April 12th, 1965 Nicklaus shoots record breaking 271
June 21st, 1966 Casper shoots 69 and defeats Palmer by 4 strokes
Aug. 21, 1967 Sifford cards a 64 for 272, captures Hartford Open
April 15th, 1968 Millions watch Masters tie - Goalby wins on an error
July 13th, 1970 Nicklaus wins British Open
June 22nd, 1971 Trevino's 68 defeats Nicklaus
June 19th, 1972 Nicklaus wins US Open by 3 strokes
June 18th, 1973 Miller's record 63 for 279 total wins
April 14th, 1975 40ft birdie putt at 16 helps Nicklaus win his 5th Masters
July 10th, 1977 Watson, 0n 65 - 268, wins Brtish Open
June 19th, 1978 Record 5th for Miss Lopez
July 22nd, 1979 Ballesteros wins British Open by 3
June 21st, 1982 Watson wins open - The best shot of my life
April 14th, 1986 Nicklaus wins 6th Masters - The bear who wept
Aug. 12th, 1986 Tway wins PGA with birdie sand shot at 18th
April 13th, 1987 Mize master 140-footer
Aug. 12th, 1991 Spectacular drives by long shot stuns golf's best
Sept 30. 1991 Putt goes awry and US wins Ryder Cup
Aug. 26th, 1996 Unyielding, Woods fights back for 3rd Amateur title
April 14th, 1997 Tiger Woods rewrites Masters' History
June 21st, 1999 Stewart rides his putter in final holes to US Open victory
Sept. 27th, 1999 US seizes Ryder Cup in an epic comeback
June 19th, 2000 Tiger Woods wins Open by 15 strokes
June 19th, 2000 Woods now sets his sights on British Open
March 17th, 2001 With 13 birdies, Sorenstam records first 59 by women
April 15th, 2002 Woods captures 3rd Masters crown - Woods Masters challenge
Cheers,
Stan
Ready to Pop Your Top Over "Pop Up Spam?" Here's How to Make it Stop
Ready to Pop Your Top Over "Pop Up Spam?" Here's How to Make it Stop
Are you interrupted by a stream of "pop up" messages that stop you from using your home computer until you close them?
Are you tired of seeing one message invariably morph into more — even when you're not using your Web browser?
Are you frustrated by the fact that many pop up spammers are advertising software to block the exact type of messages they're sending? It's a high-tech variation on a classic scam: Pop up spammers want your money to fix the very problem they created...Read More....
Answer To Your Suduko Puzzle
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
Family Business Vs Professional Managers - What Is Your View?
BANKING magnate Wee Cho Yaw yesterday spoke strongly in favour of keeping control of family businesses in the family.
The billionaire banker, 77, who is chairman and chief executive of United Overseas Bank (UOB), said such businesses have not outlived their value. ..Read Article...
Cheers, Stan
Sunday, October 22, 2006
See What Was Discovered About Our Chairman, KBH and Our President, WNL on the internet!!!
Forbes Article on WNL...
Koh Boon Hwee shares insights from his experience....
Cheers, Stan
Worry Over Haze Effects On NS Men In Training
Recently, 2 gentlemen wrote to the ST Forum page, expressing concerns over the haze effects on NS men in training. While the Health Promotion Board advises all people to reduce vigourous outdoor activities when the PSI falls between 101 and 200, Mindef's stand is not to stop IPPT sessions unless the PSI hits 150 (as related to them by someone who has an upcoming IPPT).
While national security is important, the NS men's health is important as well. Do you think that there should be a different threshold for NS men? What do you think of Mindef's stand?
SHPA Yahoo Group For Our Members
Saturday, October 21, 2006
Are You Affected By The Haze Recently??? :-)
With the end of the haze situation no where in sight, many Singaporeans must be feeling helpless when the PSI reading starts to ascend. It is interesting to note some of the Indonesian Ministers' comments that "Indonesia's neighbours should be thankful for oxygen on good days rather than complain about bad ones": an interesting line of argument. Following this logic or "illogic", it would be fine to give people adulterated water once a while, if we have been giving them water!!!!! What do you think?
Nearer to home, what would you do when the PSI shoots up? It would be interesting to hear your views and comments. We are updated on the PSI reading on the TV screen regularly. One webpage that shows the hourly PSI readings is the NEA website. (click here to view) I check it regularly and if the PSI gets really bad, I close all the windows and doors and stay indoors. What about you? What do you do; like to share with fellow members? :-)
Suduko Puzzle For The Long Week End - :-)
Having problem solving it? Visit this blog again next week for the solution. If you cannot wait till next, email me for the solution.
Robinson chairman ousted in shock shareholder vote - unceremoniously
(SINGAPORE) Observers are shaking their heads in disbelief over the shock ousting this week of Michael Wong Pakshong from the board of Robinson & Co - not that they object to the chairman's removal so much as the way in which it was carried out....See Report....
What do you think? Will you do it differently? How would you do it?






